Trick or Treat 2009

Look at how much candy you have! Im going to take half and give it to the kids too laze to go trick or treating for themselves…. Oh crap a democrat

Fifty Dollars

I recently asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,’ If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?’