There nothing quite like it.

There nothing quite like it.

Stevie Wonder asks Tiger Woods, “How is your golf game?” He replies, ‘Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I’ve got that right now.’

This is why we don’t use caddies. #10 Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long.”

The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football, baseball, or hockey. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.